What do you think of this bold crime?

This made me think of our "stupidest" criminal. We live in a small town in AZ really nice place. Well one night this guy who was on some really tough drugs decided he needed money. It was a windy night I might add and this bag came flying by him so he chased it down about a block and decided to rob Pizza Hut. He goes into Pizza Hut with this plastic bag over his head and starts yelling give me all your money. He also had his hand in his pocket like he had a gun. He then realizes he can not breathe or see so he is trying to make holes in the bag so he doesn't die. The whole crew at Pizza Hut was laughing their a$$es off. They thought it was one of the crew that took out a delivery and came back playing a trick on them. They kept on laughing and he finally got so pissed that he told them to ***** off and ran out of the building without the holes he needed to continue to breathe. At this time the crew realized it wasn't a joke and called PD. Naturally he wasn't hard to find he took off the bag and started walking down the road with it in his hand.